Amanda Bynes Wants Drake To “Murder My Vagina”
That’s pretty much the whole story, on Thursday evening Amanda Bynes tweeted the following statement: “I want @drake to murder my vagina.” The statement has been retweeted 4,327 times.
There’s really nothing more I can say about this… I have no words.
Abbey Crouch Looks Great In Mesh (pic)
Abbey Crouch may have botched her lips but has shown she is more than capable of leaving little to the imagination.
The 27-year-old WAG gave us a sneak peek behind the scenes of her latest photoshoot, wearing an all-in-one mesh dress.
Abbey, who is married to football ace Peter Crouch, tweeted the shots of her bra-less in the Julien Macdonald dress.
Reminder: Ashley Tisdale Is On Twitter (pic)
This is the only reason why you would want to follow Ashley Tisdale on Twitter… She likes to post pictures like this:
Olivia Wilde Practically Tells Justin Bieber He’s Gross (pic)
You know how Justin Bieber has taken up the habit of walking around without a shirt? How he looks like a flat chested homeless girl?
Well, Olivia Wilde noticed it too, and just when you thought she couldn’t get hotter this happened:
Helen Flanagan Knows How To Twitter (pics)
Paula Deen’s Assistant Is Getting Sooo Fired…
Brandon Branch got a little to honest when tweeted that the celebrity chef’s Royal Caribbean cruise is like “a floating nursing home,” complaining that “everyone is 80 and up!”
In a series of tweets that have since been deleted, Branch obviously forgot that there is such thing as private tweets when he also complained, “My room is also the size of my powder room at home. And no liquor in minibar! I am in a dark place!!!!”
He then asked a friend to come “rescue” him. Apparently someone let Branch know his very public complaints were perhaps not a great idea, because he removed them and kept quiet until later in the cruise, when he got back online and was hilariously enthusiastic: “Having a fabo lunch at El Cid resort! I have always loved Mexico!! One more day at sea, then home. Been so much fun!”
Vine Is Already Full Of Porn
It’s only been a week maybe and Twitter’s iOS video-sharing app, Vine, is already full of porn.
This weekend, a hard core porn video managed to get at the top of Vine’s “editor’s picks” and Twitter users were not happy about it.
“You must be crazy! Editor’s pick?!?” tweeted one. The video has now been taken down, and Twitter is red-faced and apologizing. The social network blamed “a human error” for the video. “Upon realizing this mistake, we removed the video immediately.”
But don’t worry, there’s a lot more porn where that came from: According to ZDNet within days of the app’s appearance, it carried porn. Vine does let users flag inappropriate content, and enough flags can lead to an account’s termination; and after all, “if you search hard enough, you can find images of nudity and pornography on most image upload sites.”
Twitter Rolls Out Video App ‘Vine’
Twitter rolled out a new iOS app today dubbed “Vine.” What does it do? It allows you to create and watch 6-second looping videos, in a Twitter-esque feed.
While the resultant videos will instantly remind you of GIFs, they’re actually MP4 files, meaning they can include sound—the app will instantly switch sound feeds to the next video as you scroll through your feed.
While you can cross-post your Vine videos to Twitter (and other social media for that matter), Vine is currently a separate app that isn’t fully integrated into the site—though Gizmodo predicts that it will be eventually.
Own an Android? Too bad, Vine it’s not available on Android or any other platform yet.