Faith In Humanity Lost: We Now Have Christmas Dinner In A Can
Games shop GAME have created a monstrosity: A Christmas dinner in a tin can.
The product is aimed at gamers who don’t have time to stop and eat on Christmas day.
“To create the Christmas Tinner designer Chris Godfrey processed the food and sealed it with gelatine, placing each layer in the tin one at a time. All the gamer has to do is open and eat,” said Game in a statement.
The Christmas Tinner is not currently available but Game says they are considering putting the product into production if there is enough gamer demand.
The Kardashians Reveal Their 2013 Christmas Card… (pics)
The Kardashian Kristmas kard extravaganza is finally here!
This year’s theme is… slutty Vegas? Trashy Indian casino? Who cares, the only thing on my mind is why Bruce is dressed up as Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Or is the the Crypt Keeper?
Watch Angry Girl Turn Into Hannibal Lecter (video)
Here’s some background:
“[G]irl is from Alaska, guys from Australia. Girl was being belligerent first and the guys were drunk enough that they weren’t concerned about her gender, and so we’re giving her shit right back. There was more to the fight not seen on the video, so that people were already trying to get security at the point the video starts, but when the girl starts her Mike Tyson impression, police were sought. Police were originally going to arrest the guys, but when they were shown the video, the girl was arrested instead.”
Worst Hit And Run Ever? Yes (video)
After rear-ending a Chicago cab driver, a man decided to make a run for it… but he didn’t count on his lack of driving skills.
After hitting five other cars in his amazing getaway, police apprehended the driving prodigy… who was driving a stolen SUV.
Teacher Accidentally Emails Students Her Amateur Porn
Don’t you hate it when you have to email your students a study guide and you accidentally send them screenshots of your sex video chat with your boyfriend? That hasn’t happened to you? No? Oh, then it probably just happened to this University of Iowa teacher.
Here are some of the students a little confused by the study guide:
Here’s the ‘study guide’ (heavily redacted)
Saggy Man Boobs? We Have Something For You! (video)
There’s now a push up bra for men… meet the ‘Wundershirt’
The undershirt is described by UK-based Funkybod as “a revolutionary new muscle top for men.” It is supposed to “hide the visible signs of man boobs” and enhance pecs, you can also get it with padding for the biceps and triceps.
If you ask me this is like a chest version of socks in the crotch.
This Guy Spent $100K To Look Like Justin Bieber (pic)
If you want to start your week with a pretty sad note on humanity how about this: Toby Sheldon, a 33-year-old man, has spent nearly $100,000 over five years in an attempt to look like Justin Bieber.
Among the plastic surgery procedures Toby Sheldon has had: hair transplants, “smile surgery”, eyelid surgery, Aquamid (filler) injections, and of course Botox.
I don’t know if you see a similarity, bit I think Sheldon didn’t get his money’s worth.
Worst Driver Ever? Probably Yes (video)
If your girlfriend gets upset whenever you mention that women are horrible drivers you should show her this video.