We rank the top 25 Bond Girls of all time
What is it that makes us want to be James Bonds? Is it his looks? His wit? The expensive cars? The cool gadgets? The traveling? The fact that he’s a killing machine and has a license to kill??? No… It’s the women. We can’t even imagine what a James Bond movie would be without a Bond Girl, but let us tell you, it would suck ass.
This brings us to our next question: Who was the best, sexiest, coolest Bond Girl of all time? Well, we decided to watch every single Bond movie ever made and rank the top 25, here are the results…
#25 Natalya Simonova

Actress: Izabella Scorupco
Which movie: Goldeneye
Why we like her: Not the most memorable but still pretty hot.
Bond Dialogue:
Natalya: So, tell me. Are there any other standard operating procedures I should be aware of?
Bond: A thousand. But I only pay them…[Natalia and James kiss]…lip service.
Bond girl fact: Natalya is to date the most boring Bond Girl to ever grace the silver screen.
#24 Holly Goodhead

Actress: Lois Chiles
Which movie: Moonraker
Why we like her: She plays one of the smartest Bond Girls ever, she’s hot and her name is one of the best in Bonds history… Too bad she was on one of the worst Bond movies ever.
Bond Dialogue:
Bond: “A woman!”
Holly: “Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr. Bond.”
Bond girl fact: Lois got the role of Holly Goodhead by chance when she was given the seat next to Lewis Gilbert on a flight.
#23 Tiffany Case

Actress: Jill St John
Which movie: Diamonds Are Forever
Why we like her: She wears a purple bikini really well… on a downside, Plenty O’Toole got killed thanks to her, so she gets dropped to #22… Bad Tiffany!
Bond Dialogue:
[Tiffany Case opens the door almost nude]
Bond: That’s quite a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing. I approve.
Tiffany: I don’t dress for the hired help.
Bond girl fact: After beating Raquel Welch, Jane Fonda and Faye Dunaway for the part of Tiffany Case, Jill St. John became the first American Bond girl.
#22 Christmas Jones

Actress: Denise Richards
Which movie: The World Is Not Enough
Why we like her: Denise Richards looks hot in shorts and a cut off tank top, it’s like a blond Lara Croft — but not as kick ass and a hell lot more boring. (Check out our Denise Richards gallery)
Bond Dialogue:
Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.
Christmas: Yeah, how so?
Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
Bond girl fact: The first Bond film to win a Razzie, thanks to Denise Richards’ performance as Worst Supporting Actress.
#21 Xenia Onatopp

Actress: Famke Janssen
Which movie: Goldeneye
Why we like her: She has that look in her eyes that she’s into anything… DAMN she’s evil!! (Check out Famke Janssen gallery)
Bond Dialogue:
Xenia: You don’t need the gun.
Bond: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.
Bond girl fact: In the opening car chase between Bond’s Aston Martin and Onatopp’s Ferrari, Famke Janssen performed her own driving stunts.
#20 Camille Montes

Actress: Olga Kurylenko
Which movie: Quantum of Solace
Why we like her: She never beds Bonds, making her the second woman to ever accomplish such a feat… we love it when they play hard to get. (Check our Olga Kurylenko gallery)
Bond Dialogue:
[Bond shows up for his rendezvous with Camille having just survived a knife-fight]
Camille: You’re late!
Bond: Got pulled into a meeting.
Bond girl fact: Out of the 400 women who auditioned for the role of Camille, Marc Forster chose Olga Kurylenko because she seemed the least nervous of them all.
#19 Plenty O’Toole

Actress: Lana Wood
Which movie: Diamonds are Forever
Why we like her: Great, great, great rack.
Bond Dialogue:
Plenty: Hi, I’m Plenty.
Bond: But of course you are.
Bond girl fact: Producers Harry Saltzman and Albert R. Broccoli cast Lana Wood as Plenty O’Toole after seeing her in Playboy Magazine.
#18 Lupe Lamora

Actress: Talisa Soto
Which movie: Licence To Kill
Why we like her: Her sexy Latino accent made us fantasize about her calling any of us ‘papi’.
Bond Dialogue:
[Bond sees that Sharkey has been killed]
Bond: You’d better find yourself a new lover!
Lupe: Don’t you men know any other way?
Bond girl fact: Talisa Soto went to appear in video game based films. Soto appeared in Mortal Kombat (1995) as Kitana.
#17 Pam Bouvier

Actress: Carey Lowell
Which movie: Licence to Kill
Why we like her: No doubt she’s hot and she did pull off the short haircut thing (most girls can’t), but she didn’t shut up through the whole movie. Nagging lands her at spot 17.
Bond Dialogue:
[after Bond has introduced Pam as his executive secretary Miss Kennedy]
Pam: It’s Ms. Kennedy. And why can’t you be my executive secretary?
Bond: We’re south of the border. It’s a man’s world.
Bond girl fact: Carey Lowell said that she shut her eyes and flinched every time she fired the gun and had to be trained to fire with her eyes open because a CIA op would not flinch. However, she still winces a bit whenever she fires the handgun.
#16 Domino Derval

Actress: Claudine Auger
Which movie: Thunderball
Why we like her: She gets extra points for bad-girl-turned-good allure.
Bond Dialogue:
Bond: My dear, uncooperative Domino.
Domino: How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino?
Bond: It’s on the bracelet on your ankle.
Domino: So… what sharp little eyes you’ve got.
Bond: Wait ’til you get to my teeth.
Bond girl fact: Luciana Paluzzi, who played Fiona Volpe, was also considered for the role of Domino.
#15 Wai-Lin

Actress: Michelle Yeoh
Which movie: Tomorrow Never Dies
Why we like her: She is probably the only Bond Girl that could actually kick Bond’s ass.
Bond Dialogue:
Wai-Lin: They’re looking for us, James.
Bond: Let’s stay under cover.
Bond girl fact: Michelle Yeoh, who did most of her own stunts, asked her fellow motorbike stuntman to drive faster in the helicopter chase scene as it would make her hair fly out behind her, adding to the effect of speed.
#14 Mary Goodnight

Actress: Britt Ekland
Which movie: The Man With The Golden Gun
Why we like her: We’re suckers for blue eyes, she has the prettiest pair of them all.
Bond Dialogue:
[Goodnight, a prisoner on Scaramanga's island, appears in a bikini]
Francisco Scaramanga: Ah, here’s Miss Goodnight now.
Goodnight: James!
Bond: Aren’t we a little overdressed, Goodnight?
Bond girl fact: Britt Ekland auditioned for the role of Scaramanga’s mistress, but landed the Goodnight role after posing in a bikini.
#13 Anya Amasova

Actress: Barbara Bach
Which movie: The Spy Who Loved Me
Why we like her: She had a lingerie scene that made us salivate uncontrollably.
Bond Dialogue:
[after meeting in a bar and guessing each other's secret identities]
Bond: The lady will have a… Bacardi on the rocks.
Anya: For the gentleman, vodka martini – shaken, not stirred.
Bond: Touche.
Bond girl fact: Barbara Bach has been married to Beatle, Ringo Starr since 1981.
#12 Melina Havelock

Actress: Carole Bouquet
Which movie: For Your Eyes Only
Why we like her: Piercing blue eyes. She’s an expert marksman with her crossbow. She’s rich. She’s stunning. Our dream woman.
Bond Dialogue:
Melina: [as Bond begins to open up her light blue robe] For your eyes only, darling…
Bond girl fact: The reason the underwater close-ups of Carole Bouquet had to be faked was that the actress had sinus trouble that made it impossible for her to dive or remain underwater.
#11 Solitaire

Actress: Jane Seymour
Which movie: Live and Let Die
Why we like her: She plays a mysterious and beautiful tarot card reader who loses her innocense to Bond’s charm… that’s pretty hot. (Can you believe Jane Seymour used to look like that???? We either!!!)
Bond Dialogue:
[Bond has just explained the first two Lover's Lessons to Solitaire]
Solitaire: Is there time before we leave, for Lesson number 3?
Bond: [undressing] Of course. There’s no sense going out half-cocked.
Bond girl fact: The tarot card “The High Priestess” was in the likeness of Jane Seymour who played Solitaire.
#10 Vesper Lynd

Actress: Eva Green
Which movie: Casino Royale
Why we like her: James Bond has only been in love twice, we can see why he would cave in this time around. (Check our Eva Green gallery)
Bond Dialogue:
Vesper: If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you’d still be more of a man than anyone I’ve ever known.
Bond: That’s because you know what I can do with my little finger…
Bond girl fact: Eva Green was the fifth French actress to play a leading Bond girl.
#9 Tatiana (Tanya) Romanova

Actress: Daniela Bianchi
Which movie: From Russia With Love
Why we like her: She sneaks into Bond’s bed before even meeting him… naked, that’s sexy in our book.
Bond Dialogue:
Bond: You’re one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen.
Tatiana: Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big.
Bond: No, it’s the right size… for me, that is.
Bond girl fact: Bianchi was the runner-up in the 1960 edition of Miss Universe.
#8 Aki

Actress: Akiko Wakabayashi
Which movie: You Only Live Twice
Why we like her: Hot Japanese agent, she kicks ass and look damn fine doing it. Besides, she dies to save James Bond, you have to give her some extra credit for that.
Bond Dialogue:
Aki (to James Bond): I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.
Bond girl fact: Akiko could not drive a motor-vehicle so six stuntmen created the illusion of her driving the white Toyota 2000GT convertible by attaching a cable and pulling it from outside frame.
#7 Miranda Frost

Actress: Rosamund Pike
Which movie: Die Another Day
Why we like her: Is she good? Is she bad? … Turns out she was a bad baaaad girl.
Bond Dialogue:
Bond: Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?
Miranda: I’m afraid you’ll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond.
Bond girl fact: Rosamund was cast 5 days before the start of principal photography.
#6 Stacey Sutton

Actress: Tanya Roberts
Which movie: A View to Kill
Why we like her: Sure, maybe she didn’t ‘bring it’ as a top Bond Girl, but we didn’t care, she was so sexy in this movie we decided to put her at #6.
Bond Dialogue:
Bond: Hello. My name is James St. John Smythe. I’m English.
Sutton: I never would have guessed.
Bond girl fact: Roger Moore said that he decided to end his run as James Bond when he realized that Tanya Roberts’s mother was younger than he was
#5 Pussy Galore

Actress: Honor Blackman
Which movie: Goldfinger
Why we like her: Her name is Pussy Galore… and she’s feisty.
Bond Dialogue:
Pussy: My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: I must be dreaming.
Bond girl fact: Some Bond fans claim the character of Pussy Galore was lesbian. This is hinted when Bond tries to charm her, to which she replies “I’m immune.”
#4 Octopussy

Actress: Maud Adams
Which movie: Octopussy
Why we like her: Maud Adams was evil, sexy and mysterious with killer looks and an amazing bod. Also, her character’s name is Octopussy… that’s pretty hard to ignore.
Bond Dialogue:
[Bond is in traction]
Octopussy: I wish…
Bond: What?
Octopussy: I wish you weren’t in such a weakened condition.
[Bond releases himself from traction]
Octopussy: Oh, James.
[Bond kisses Octopussy passionately]
Octopussy: James!
Bond girl fact: To date this is the only movie in the official James Bond series to feature a woman’s name (Octopussy) as the title of the film.
#3 Jinx Johnson

Actress: Halle Berry
Which movie: Die Another Day
Why we like her: It’s freaking Halle Berry!!! She’s super hot (check out our Halle Berry gallery)
Bond Dialogue:
Bond: Not Jinx anymore?
Jinx: Oh, I’ll always be a jinx to you.
Bond girl fact: Following her Best Actress win at the 2002 Oscars, Halle Berry became the first Academy Award-winner to be a “Bond Girl”.
#2 Elektra King

Actress: Sophie Marceau
Which movie: The World is Not Enough
Why we like her: The hottest of the evil Bond Girls, thanks to her we hardly even noticed Denise Richards was in this movie also. (Sophie also made our sexiest women over 40 list!)
Bond Dialogue:
Elektra: “You can’t kill me. You’ll miss me.”
Bond: (shoots her) “I never miss…”
Bond girl fact: Sophie’s breast can be seen in her bed scene between Elektra King and James Bond. This happens just after Bond says “Enough ice for one night”. Apparently, the glimpse has been airbrushed out so it cannot be seen in the trailer and remains only in the film itself.
#1 Honey Ryder

Actress: Ursula Andress
Which movie: Dr. No
Why we like her: In the film’s most unforgettable sequence, Bond awakened to the sound of a girl’s voice singing “Underneath the Mango Tree.” On the Crab Key beach rising Venus-like from the water with giant seashells that she was poaching, Bond had his first view of Honey Ryder, an innocent, voluptuous native island girl/diver wearing a sexy, white bikini and hunting knife… It was better than porn.
Bond Dialogue:
Honey: “What are you doing here? Looking for shells?”
Bond: “No, I’m just looking.”
Bond girl fact: Her voice was dubbed due to her heavy Swiss accent.
So, did we leave anyone out? (Please don’t send any “Where’s Teri Hatcher?” emails, we thought she was lame and boring as a Bond Girl.
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