Speidi to publish book… I didn’t know they could write, or read
Spencer and Heidi Pratt are venturing into the world of publishing. Reality TV’s most annoying twosome have a page-turner on the way.
“How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture”, expected to be released later this month, will share lessons the famous for absolutely nothingcouple has learned during their travels through the celebrity world.
With chapter titles like “Pretty on the Outside” and “The Paps Are Your Friends,” it appears we’re all in for suicide tendencies, prozac and scotch.
“We co-wrote this book,” Heidi explained in June. “It’s going to be a life-changing book to civilization”… you got that??? She said a ‘life-changing book to CI-VI-LI-ZA-TION’. Why would God let something like this happen??? WHY?
Spencer chimed in: “It’s a ‘How To’ guide, something that Heidi and I specialize in. We’ve been working on this book for the last two years, you know, all of our strategies and things that we have learned through the ropes of — let’s say — pop culture.”
To be totally fair, they probably know what they’re talking about: I hate them and I still report on these assholes all the time.
DAMN YOU SPEIDI!!!!!
