Doug Hutchison And Courtney Stodden Doing Their Own Reality Show
I know, it’s pathetic.
Fame-hungry Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden didn’t get the reality show they wanted… but they are making us watch anyway.
The couple have resorted to documenting their private lives on their own and have launched their own show via YouTube called “Courtney’s Countdown.” So anyone interested in the lives of the former “Lost” actor, 51, and his teen bride can watch online. The focus of the first video series, titled “My Foot Hurts,” features Stodden complaining that her foot hurts.
The buxom blond is seen wobbling around in her sky-high Lucite heels as she constantly complains that her ankle hurts. She then talks to her mother on the phone to discuss what to wear for an upcoming photo shoot.
“I want a really tight, tiny dress, like always,” she says, but not before adding, “My foot hurts really baaad!”
“I’m not going to be able to do any photo shoots if my foot hurts this bad!”
Stodden, now in an even skimpier outfit, goes to complain to her husband. She thinks she hurt her foot during an Easter-themed photo shoot, he thinks it’s her ridiculous impractical footwear.
“It’s the shoes, baby, I’m telling you. Stop wearing the shoes!” Hutchison says. “Honey, we go hiking up Runyon Canyon and you’re wearing these crazy heels.”
Oh God, it’s so bad it’s not even funny. It’s just sad, really sad.